I have this obsession with wanting people to feel bad for me. i need help?

i need to know a way to get people to feel bad for me! i dnt care what it is as along as it won't be physically painful. idk..... is there an easy way to slip into a coma that lasts for just a little bit, something that can get me into the hospital but without too much pain? i just want. i don't want to commit suicide because i do wnat to live. i just want people to want to be scared that im going to die. idk what it is. and please dont say im crazy. im not. i just need to know people care about me.